【趣味英语】十大最有创意店铺广告
  1. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

     一家消声器店外:"根本不用预约,我们听到你来了!"

  2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

  酒店门外:"帮帮忙!我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。"

  3. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

  接待室的桌上:"三个一轮!我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员!注:第二个刚刚离开。"

  4. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

  兽医的候诊室:"稍候5分钟。趴下,别动!"

  5. At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

  在电气公司:"如果你送来钞票,我们会很高兴;如果你不送,就会被断电。"

  6. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

  电脑专卖店门上:"出去找一个更快的字节。"

  7. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

  餐馆橱窗:"别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿,进来吧,吃顿饱饭!"

  8. Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

  在保龄球馆:"保持安静,我们需要倾听大头针落地。"

  9. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

  在墓地的前院:"开车当心,我们会等着你的。"

  10. In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."

  在咨询师办公室:"变老是由上帝控制的,变聪明是由自己控制的。"

Joke of Today

No Cavities

  A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities.

  His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,It’s impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!

  Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!
 
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