《麦兜响当当》掀起了暑假一轮华语动画的热潮。其实早在几年前，《麦兜故事》就已经享誉海内外，不妨来看看麦兜经典的抢包子和鱼蛋粗面的双语对白吧。

    （一）抢包子
    Dear Chairman

    How are you? I am fine. You like bun? I like bun!

    We Hong Kong people here love bun. Buns of all sort. Dear friend, it is important to snatch buns. It is a game, no joke. One needs energy, and many night congee. In my stupid opinion... Snatching bun is an Olympic game. Let athletes all over the world snatch! And there will be peace."

    亲爱的主席:

    你好吗？我很好。你吃包子吗？我吃包子！

    我们香港人，很爱吃包子：小笼包、上海包、广东包、莲蓉包......我认为，抢那些包子，十分重要。也算是一项运动，真的。要大力气，大吃晚上的粥。按照我愚蠢的见解，抢那些包子也应该是奥运会比赛项目。让全世界的运动员抢，世界便和平了。

    （二）鱼蛋粗面

    McDull: Fishball noodle, please.

    School Principal and Logan: No noodle left.

    McDull: Fishball rice noodle then.

    School Principal and Logan: No fishball left.

    McDull: Chicken wing noodle then.

    School Principal and Logan: No noodle left.

    McDull: How about fishball congee?

    School Principal and Logan: No fishball left.

    McDull: Nothing left today? How about beef noodle?

    School Principal and Logan: No noodle left.

    McDull: Again? Fried chicken wing with fishball...

    School Principal and Logan: No fishball left.

    Darby: Hey, fishball and noodle are both gone... You can't combine them with other things.

    McDull: Can't combine them? A bowl of fishball then.

    School Principal and Logan: No fishball left.

    McDull: A bowl of noodle?

    School Principal and Logan: No noodle left.

    麦兜：麻烦你，鱼蛋粗面！

    老板：没有粗面了。

    麦兜：这样啊……来一碗鱼蛋河粉吧。

    老板：没有鱼蛋。

    麦兜：这样啊……金钱肚粗面好了。

    老板：没有粗面。

    麦兜：那么要鱼蛋油面吧。

    老板：没有鱼蛋。

    麦兜：怎么样样都没了？那要个墨鱼丸粗面吧。

    老板：没有粗面。

    麦兜：又没啊？那麻烦来碗鱼蛋金钱肚吧。

    老板：没有鱼蛋。

    得巴：麦兜啊，鱼蛋和粗面都卖光了，也就是所有的鱼蛋或者粗面的搭配都没有了。

    麦兜：哦~没有那些搭配啊？那麻烦要净鱼蛋吧。

    老板：没有鱼蛋。

    麦兜：那么净粗面呢？

    老板：没有粗面。

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 Joke of Today

    This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

    The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight….”