近期《2012》一直在热炒，分享一下某些牛人看过之后的感受吧，即使觉得不好玩，呵呵，看看人家的英语也不赖哈！
作者: webmaster 来源: chinadaily.com.cn
第一名：Rejoicing after Billions of Deaths 悲极生乐
When almost every single person you are close to dies in a fiery blaze or drowns in a massive tsunami, what would you do? Celebrate! At least that is what the array of characters in 2012 do. Sure, they end up saving humanity, but after over 2 hours and 30 minutes of complete destruction of every national landmark and 99% of all human beings it’s damn near impossible to connect with their unabashed joy.
当你深爱之人丧生滚滚岩浆或者超级大海啸，接着应该干嘛？欢天喜地庆祝大会！至少《2012》里头那些角色是这样的啦，虽说他们的确挽救了人类的种族得以延续，但是俩半小时灭顶之灾整得全世界99%的人类都不能幸免的情况下，这个过于温馨的大团圆结局是在不能算是太和谐。
第二名：Last Second Escapes 所有的千钧一发
Although the film is basically strung together with these desperate escapes, there are a few notable ones. The first, as Cusack and his family are on board a plane that is mere seconds away from collapsing into the abyss, sets the bar. The rest live up to that bar as planes dodge in between buildings, out of dust clouds and over ledges.There are more “AAAAHHHHH’s” and “NO NO NO NO NO’s!” then all of Bay’sfilms combined and I think Emmerich deserves something for that.
灾难片嘛，永远是同时间赛跑，狂奔啦，飙车啦，飞机啦等等。《2012》的逃亡戏做得那叫一个紧张刺激，主人公一家人登上飞机起飞之后就看着整座洛城塌陷成人间地狱，这个场面迟早要成为经典。其它的也不赖，飞机在倒塌的楼房之间穿梭、逃离火山灰的追逐。好多好多的尖叫，观众的情绪也都被调动了起来。
第三名："It's Russian" 咱俄罗斯造滴！
The Russian characters in the film prove to be hilarious, but nothing comes close to the demise of Yuri, the leader of the pack. In a slow motion scene screaming withemotion, Yuri throws one of his annoying children up on a bridge to besaved as he falls to his demise. It’s the most “LOL”-worthy scene of the year.
历来好莱坞大片中的俄罗斯人总是很爆笑的，《2012》里这位更是出众，不少引得全场哄堂大笑的段落都是因他而来。即使最后将他那俩讨人厌的小孩扔上甲板自己坠入深渊的时候，感动之余还是觉得有点好笑来着。
第四名：Gymnastic Dog 平衡木狗狗！
I know the Winter Olympics are coming up, but I hope they can reserve a spot on the 2012 Summer Olympic gymnastic squad for the acrobatic dog in the film. As if you haven’t had enough already, around the 2 hour and 15 minute mark, you witness only a spectacle Emmerich could pull off that is reminiscent of another dog sequence in Independence Day.
2012年奥运会可以添加狗狗进入到体操项目不？115分钟的《2012》里头，那只京巴沿袭了《独立日》的传统，把动物的顽强求生演绎得淋漓精致。
第五名： Danny Glover as President 让Danny Glover演美国总统
Everytime Danny Glover is on screen one can’t help but wonder how bad everyone wanted Morgan Freeman instead. Glover is so damn serious andnoble as he delivers every line that it makes for some pure hilarity.The script he is given is so bad that we wonder if they couldn’t have just hired Obama’s speech writers as part of the $250 million dollars budget.
大家每次看到Danny Glover都希望是摩根·弗里曼来取代他。Glover忒一本正经了，反倒整得台词有点小搞笑。他的那些个台词写得真不咋地，应该找给奥巴马写演讲稿的人来写，不过人家可能要收好多……好多酬金。
(to be continued)
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.
The Russians used a pencil.
作者: webmaster 来源: chinadaily.com.cn
第一名：Rejoicing after Billions of Deaths 悲极生乐
When almost every single person you are close to dies in a fiery blaze or drowns in a massive tsunami, what would you do? Celebrate! At least that is what the array of characters in 2012 do. Sure, they end up saving humanity, but after over 2 hours and 30 minutes of complete destruction of every national landmark and 99% of all human beings it’s damn near impossible to connect with their unabashed joy.
当你深爱之人丧生滚滚岩浆或者超级大海啸，接着应该干嘛？欢天喜地庆祝大会！至少《2012》里头那些角色是这样的啦，虽说他们的确挽救了人类的种族得以延续，但是俩半小时灭顶之灾整得全世界99%的人类都不能幸免的情况下，这个过于温馨的大团圆结局是在不能算是太和谐。
第二名：Last Second Escapes 所有的千钧一发
Although the film is basically strung together with these desperate escapes, there are a few notable ones. The first, as Cusack and his family are on board a plane that is mere seconds away from collapsing into the abyss, sets the bar. The rest live up to that bar as planes dodge in between buildings, out of dust clouds and over ledges.There are more “AAAAHHHHH’s” and “NO NO NO NO NO’s!” then all of Bay’sfilms combined and I think Emmerich deserves something for that.
灾难片嘛，永远是同时间赛跑，狂奔啦，飙车啦，飞机啦等等。《2012》的逃亡戏做得那叫一个紧张刺激，主人公一家人登上飞机起飞之后就看着整座洛城塌陷成人间地狱，这个场面迟早要成为经典。其它的也不赖，飞机在倒塌的楼房之间穿梭、逃离火山灰的追逐。好多好多的尖叫，观众的情绪也都被调动了起来。
第三名："It's Russian" 咱俄罗斯造滴！
The Russian characters in the film prove to be hilarious, but nothing comes close to the demise of Yuri, the leader of the pack. In a slow motion scene screaming withemotion, Yuri throws one of his annoying children up on a bridge to besaved as he falls to his demise. It’s the most “LOL”-worthy scene of the year.
历来好莱坞大片中的俄罗斯人总是很爆笑的，《2012》里这位更是出众，不少引得全场哄堂大笑的段落都是因他而来。即使最后将他那俩讨人厌的小孩扔上甲板自己坠入深渊的时候，感动之余还是觉得有点好笑来着。
第四名：Gymnastic Dog 平衡木狗狗！
I know the Winter Olympics are coming up, but I hope they can reserve a spot on the 2012 Summer Olympic gymnastic squad for the acrobatic dog in the film. As if you haven’t had enough already, around the 2 hour and 15 minute mark, you witness only a spectacle Emmerich could pull off that is reminiscent of another dog sequence in Independence Day.
2012年奥运会可以添加狗狗进入到体操项目不？115分钟的《2012》里头，那只京巴沿袭了《独立日》的传统，把动物的顽强求生演绎得淋漓精致。
第五名： Danny Glover as President 让Danny Glover演美国总统
Everytime Danny Glover is on screen one can’t help but wonder how bad everyone wanted Morgan Freeman instead. Glover is so damn serious andnoble as he delivers every line that it makes for some pure hilarity.The script he is given is so bad that we wonder if they couldn’t have just hired Obama’s speech writers as part of the $250 million dollars budget.
大家每次看到Danny Glover都希望是摩根·弗里曼来取代他。Glover忒一本正经了，反倒整得台词有点小搞笑。他的那些个台词写得真不咋地，应该找给奥巴马写演讲稿的人来写，不过人家可能要收好多……好多酬金。
(to be continued)
Joke of Today
Pen and Pencil
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.
The Russians used a pencil.
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