本文转自新浪教育，选自沪江英语


　　(8) What do you mean today's our anniversary?

　　啊？今天是我们结婚纪念日？

　　(7) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV。

　　我们今天晚上能不能不要聊天、只看电视啊？

　　(6) Ohh, this diamond is way to big!

　　哦！这颗钻石实在是太大了！

　　(5) Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'

　　我们的关系能不能有点实质性的进展？我受够了“我们只是朋友”。

　　(4) Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

　　亲爱的，你会不会觉得这件衣服显得我屁股太小？

　　(3) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there。

　　哦！不要停下来问路吧，我相信你肯定能找到去那儿的路。

　　(2) I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress。

　　我才不管是不是现在是不是打折呢！300美元买一件名牌裙子也太贵了！

　　(1) Hey, pull my finger!

　　唉，我要放屁咯！(美国人暗示别人自己要放屁时用pull my finger，非常地道的美语哦！)

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   One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea.

   One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in her long southern drawl says 'Look at this ring my husband gave me. Isn't it nice?'

    To which the other woman replies, 'Oh that's nice, that's real nice.'

    The first woman then says , 'And just last month he took me on one of them Caribbean cruises.'

    The second woman again replies, 'Oh that's nice, that's real nice.'

    'Well sweetheart doesn't your husband ever buy you nice things or send you nice places?'

    'Oh', the second woman responds, 'When we first got married he did send me to etiquette school.'

    'Why'd he do that?' the first woman asks.

    To which the second fine southern woman replies,'Well you see, before, when someone told me about the jewellery their husband gave them, or the trips he sent her on, I would have just said I don't give a freak,