简单的语言结束了一段感情，不拖泥带水，是残忍还是果断？

    开门见山说分手

    1、I want to break up.

    我要分手。

    2、It's over.

    我们缘分已尽。

    3、Don't call me anymore.

    别再打电话给我。

    4、There's someone else.

    我有了别人。

    5、We're not meant for each other.

    我们命中注定不适合。

    旁敲侧击说分手

    6、I need some time alone.

    我需要一个人过一阵子。

    7、We're better off as friends.

    我们做朋友比较好。

    8、You're too good for me.

    我配不上你。

    9、You deserve a better man/woman.

    你应该找个更好的对象。 

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Joke of Today

Fight Competition

    The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.

    He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

    The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read... Main entrance.