1. I got fired.

    我被炒鱿鱼了。

    2. I got the boot.

    我被开除了。

    3. I got the ax.

    我被开除了。

    4. I got sacked./ I got the sack.

    我被开除了。

    5. They kicked me out.

    他们把我踢出来了。(他们把我开除了。)

    6. My boss showed me the door yesterday.

    我老板昨天叫我走路。

    7. I was canceled.

    我被开除了。

    8. I was laid off.

    我被解雇了。

    9. The boss told me that I didn't have to come in tomorrow, or any other day.

    老板告诉我说，我明天或以后都不必来公司了。

    10. My boss told me to find a "better" job.

    我老板叫我“另谋高就”。

Joke of Today

make your own bed

    Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you'll have to make your own bed.

　 Traveling salesman: That's perfectly all right.

　 Farmer: Here's a hammer and saw. Good night.

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