通常来说谚语是人民群众口头流传的习用的固定语句，用简单通俗的话来反映深刻的道理，它们表达了人们丰富的社会生活经验，闪耀着人民智慧的光芒。因此，我非常想知道，某些谚语是不是也带给你一点生活的感触？你能将所想与我们一起分享么？
1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
一个乱七八糟的厨房一定有个随心所欲的主人。
2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
没有一个丈夫在洗盘子时被枪击中。
3. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
丈夫是这样的一种人：把垃圾拿出去倒掉从而让人觉得他刚打扫完整个屋子。
4. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
如果我们是我们所吃的食物，那么我就是简单、快捷、廉价（的人）
5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
一顿均衡的饮食就是一手拿一个饼干。
6. You shall not weigh more than your refrigerator.
你勿重于你的冰箱。
7. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
一间干净的房子是一个浪费的人生的标志。
8. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
帮助保持厨房洁净---出去吃。
9. Housework done properly can kill you.
适当地干家务活会杀了你。
10. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
我以后的房子将不会有厨房---只有自动售货机。
Joke of Today
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!”
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, “Go home, dad, you’re drunk.”
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