【谚语】有关fox

1.The fox may grow grey, but never good.

狐狸毛色可变灰,但是本性难移。

2. The fox preys farthest from his hole.

狐狸捕食,远离洞府。(兔子不吃窝边草。)

3.When the fox preaches, then take care of your geese.

每当狐狸说教,当心鹅群被盗。(黄鼠狼給鸡拜年,没安好心。)

4.When the fox says he is a vegetarian, it’s time for the hen to look out.

狐狸说它吃素的时候,母鸡就得注意。


Joke of Today

 The Eternal Optimist


    Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.

    So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.

    Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''

    And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''

    Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.''

    Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''

    Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''

 
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